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Thursday, July 30, 2015

Mastering the Kale Smoothie


Blackberry seeds render it pebbly.
Curly kale is too chewy.
Orange juice balances the bitterness.
Blueberries make it dinosaur-colored.
A banana disappears into the maelstrom.
Parsley and kiwis are in short supply.
The dishwasher cannot dislodge kale specks from plastic or glass.
Cucumbers are a bad idea.
Melon is insipid.
Pineapple is positive.
Chia lends slime.


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